🏴‍☠️ A Pirate’s Plea to Landlubbin’ Businesses 🏴‍☠️


Ye got a storefront? Then ye just might be worthy…

Arrr you a business with guts and grit?
A place folks enter and rarely quit?
Then listen close to this pirate’s plea —
We’ve treasure to hide, and we need thee!

We’re lookin’ for ports where clues can dwell,
A counter, a corner — a tale to tell.
Brave hunters will come with fire in their eyes,
Searchin’ for brass and handcrafted prize.

Ye don’t need gold, nor silver bright —
Just a spot for clues in plain ol’ sight.
We’ll send the hunters straight to your door,
You might just earn some treasure lore.

So raise your hand and fly your flag,
Be a stop on this wild treasure drag.
Fill out the form, don’t make us beg —
Join the crew, or lose a leg. 🦴

📜 Here be the form:
📌 Your business becomes part of the legend.

Foot traffic, fun, and pirate fame included.